|Loumon Drabble & Icons
||[Nov. 6th, 2007|07:43 pm]
Why is there nobody here? *frowns* I have no shame in loving this pairing... Always have liked, always will, and considering the chemistry between them, it shocks me that more people aren't into it... There are too many kiddies that like the X-Factor, and just as they don't appreciate the contestants with real talent, they don't understand what these two have got going on... There's always slashy stuff in magazines... And now they're up to the usual tricks... In this week's papers you may have heard Louis saying that a) Mr Cowell wears a wig, and his hair is so fake it never moves, and b) he's had his tits done, ie, pectoral implants for men... Is there anything left that's real? That really gave me a good laugh, so I felt inspired drabble-style (110 words...)
Title: The Real Deal
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me... the story however, does...
The Real Deal
'May I bend your ear about this week's Sunday papers,' Simon shoved a stack of magazines under the Irishman's nose, 'Because we need to talk...'
'So you think I wear a wig?' he took a hold of Louis' hands and threaded fingers through his flat-top brush of hair.
'They quoted me out of context, Simon...'
'And you think I've had a boob-job?' again he let him have a feel, allowed him to assess his surprisingly natural assets, under thin black jersey.
The music mogul smiled, and then added, 'Now tell me - is there anything else you want to check the authenticity of.'